casseopeia
Structural
- Jan 4, 2005
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My current resume is ordered starting from most recent experience back to about 12 years ago. I’ve been unemployed for 10 months and according to the government, I am considered ‘long-term’ unemployed. I’d like to include my most recent work to diffuse any misconception by potential employers that I am hopelessly unemployable and that I’ve been sitting around for a year watching The Jerry Springer Show and Wyotech commercials.
The problem is that in addition to free-lance expert witness cases, my most recent work includes modeling gigs and volunteer or unpaid intern work, not all of which is specifically related to my profession. Do I lead with the most recent although it includes an on-line instructional yoga video, general secretarial duties for an industrial arts school and teaching dance to the blind? Do I find elements of those unpaid jobs that may be of some use, like learning new software and how to weld? Do I include modeling as a background figure in some local architectural photography, but not the print photos portraying a patient recently diagnosed with an incurable disease? Do I put that stuff in a cover letter which in all likelihood go straight into the garbage and not get read?
My gut reaction before was not to include any of the modeling or volunteer work, but I’d at least like to bring it up as a demonstration of my persistence, breadth of knowledge and experience, and toughness. A factor that generally comes up at interview in expert witness work is if you can take the heat of cross-examination in deposition or in the courtroom. What I’ve experienced as a paid expert does not come close to the grilling I’ve taken as a volunteer expert witness by Stanford law students in a mock trial competition. As an expert witness you must remain unfazed by character assassination by the opposing counsel and come back unaffected. I’d like to demonstrate that I have persisted in auditioning for performance arts and modeling although I have had to endure rejection after rejection, being told by various agencies that I am too fat, too thin, too tall, 2” too short, too old, not old-looking enough and not ‘it’. Yet I have persisted and have been surprisingly successful at it.
"If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance!"
The problem is that in addition to free-lance expert witness cases, my most recent work includes modeling gigs and volunteer or unpaid intern work, not all of which is specifically related to my profession. Do I lead with the most recent although it includes an on-line instructional yoga video, general secretarial duties for an industrial arts school and teaching dance to the blind? Do I find elements of those unpaid jobs that may be of some use, like learning new software and how to weld? Do I include modeling as a background figure in some local architectural photography, but not the print photos portraying a patient recently diagnosed with an incurable disease? Do I put that stuff in a cover letter which in all likelihood go straight into the garbage and not get read?
My gut reaction before was not to include any of the modeling or volunteer work, but I’d at least like to bring it up as a demonstration of my persistence, breadth of knowledge and experience, and toughness. A factor that generally comes up at interview in expert witness work is if you can take the heat of cross-examination in deposition or in the courtroom. What I’ve experienced as a paid expert does not come close to the grilling I’ve taken as a volunteer expert witness by Stanford law students in a mock trial competition. As an expert witness you must remain unfazed by character assassination by the opposing counsel and come back unaffected. I’d like to demonstrate that I have persisted in auditioning for performance arts and modeling although I have had to endure rejection after rejection, being told by various agencies that I am too fat, too thin, too tall, 2” too short, too old, not old-looking enough and not ‘it’. Yet I have persisted and have been surprisingly successful at it.
"If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance!"