EUREKA, GUYS!!!... I FOUND IT!!
Not "water wetter"; but basically the same thing at the supply house (Farm and Barn) that I asked at last night. This time I looked on the "snake oil" shelves... since snake oil is cheaper than a new engine or tranny and I travel around the region (WI, MN, IA, SD, MI, IL)a lot in my work.
It's a L O N G story; I was actually picking up some feed for my kids' horses and... well you don't want to know what else i'm into.
Anyway, I don't buy cheap oil... I learned a long time ago that that's a BAD investment!! :-(
So I see this stuff on the shelf: One for the cooling system and one for the tans... and I think: "Gee summer's coming.. and if we were mowing grass in December (in WI, mind you) what the hay is July and August going to be like when I go to the horse fair pulling two plump horsies in a 1,000 # trailer... and hey: I may be GOOD... but they for some reason don't seem to pay me enough for it!!
Anyway this stuff called: TOW KOOL catches my eye: tOW kOOL RED FOR TRANNYS @ $10 AND tOW COOL GREEN FOR COOLING SYSTEMS @ $6..
"Snake Oil"?? Who knows? But it's cheaper than a missed customer call (I have AAA)... no, no, no, no, no, no guys: I am not a "peddler" ... I am a registered design engineer in 3 states with about a 50/50 mix of design and marketing experience. NADA happens until we "make a sale"!!
Anyway the stuff is: Can anyone decipher... any chemists out there?
for cooling systems:
Water 7732-18-15
Propylene Glycol 57-55-6
Sodium Nitrite 7632-00-0
Polyalklene
Glycol 9003-13-8
Ethoxyyylated Castor (Snake????) Oil!!!61791-12-6
PS: DO NOT DRINK!! (Really? :-0 )
EMERGENCY PROCEDURES if YOU SHOULD DRINK: P-U-K-E!!! :-(
Well whatis it guys??? Snake oil, or is it really like "white out": Ceiling paint that retails for $5,000 per gallon?!?!
I gotta get up and go design a firehouse and powder metal coating factory five hours from here in about 5 hours; so I'll tell ya what was in the other box next week.
If anyone can decipher this goop, please let me know before I dump it into my lovely 6 banger, fuel injected, purrs like a kitten set of wheels that now has 200K + and is going strong!!

Why so many miles?? Well... that's another L O N G story. And involves a "politically correct" term: DOWNSIZING!!
So... STAY TUNED... for the "rest of the snake oil"
Surrrrrre don't seem like the Octyl Alcohol I "guessed" (darn, blew it again!!

) Buddha's advice 2,500 yrs ago (I'm Christian!!???!!): "After deep, careful observation/analysis; and it agrees with reason, is conducive to the common good: accept it and live up to it."