In the for what it is worth department, during my college years, I bought an old volkswagen (36 hp) that I suspected had not had the oil changed in years, (my clue was that nothing would come out of the drain plug) so imagine the surprise when this dumb college kid asks the fuel pump attendant at the gas station (yes it was that long ago) to pump a gallon of diesel into the engine at the oil filler cap.
(He kept trying to tell me that it was a gasoline car, and that the fuel filler was up front, not in the rear.)
I ran it (not too hard) for several miles, whereupon I then dropped the oil, which would now flow freely, put fresh oil in, and ran that engine for many, many years thereafter.
That did not seem nearly as bad to me, with respect to dilution of the lubricating oil, as the time I got stuck in the creek, engine partially submerged, and I failed to remember that the crank shaft oil seal on a VW is a internally threading screw labrynth type seal, which promptly 'screwed' my engine full of water as it sat in the creek idling.
So much for dilution of the lubricating oil.
rmw