Boarding in London was a cinch.
I just walked in, dumped my bag at the drop off and went for coffee. Then when I went through security it was the usual shoes off, jacket off routine but over with in a flash.
Coming back from Boston it was all show but what substance?
Shoes off. Jackets off and anything electrical, including laptops, had to be taken out of their bags and placed separately in the trays.
Well Ok, so I put my cell phone, camera and computer out but I couldn't be bothered about the two optical mice, the bluetooth RS 232/485 connector, the card reader or the standard RS 232/485 converter and whatever esle was festering in there.
And I forgot to take the change out of my pocket (about $3 in quarters) nor did I remember to take off my belt buckle (a large chunk of Navaho silver).
But they waved me through OK.
Now on high alert days I have known the detectors go off for a piece of silver foil or for the metal studs on jeans pockets.
Of course, there was only one security screen running and so all this took forever.
Last to board, I found all the overhead space taken up because despite all this security they are again letting people take their entire wordly goods on board as carry on luggage.
The security at the USS Constitution was tighter and they were even looking inside peoples cigarette packets. The USS Constitution is obviously a more important asset than a plane full of people.
I was amused to see that firearms are forbidden on US Navy and Military bases. That should make the peace-nics happy, unarmed military. But then, the modern military seems entirely dependent on precision guided ordnance and I guess that excludes hand held weapons of any description.
By the way, my side trip to the Constitution was made possible by the usual airline fares deal where I could have paid £1340 and gone home Friday night or £314 and go home Sunday which I did.
Our host said he went to Panama during the holidays and discovered that he couldn't use his air miles as they doubled the requirements during the holidays.
Then he discovered that if he booked first class he could... so let's get that straight, he had enough air miles to go first class but not enough to go second.
Why?
Because they never double up the first class rates, they just up the cattle class rates when they feel like it.
Now, is it any wonder that a couple more airlines went bust over the weekend? These guys couldn't run tap.
JMW