On the whole I think patio heaters are a frivolous waste of money and energy.
If it is cold or wet, go inside. Or tough it out. That's what being British is meant to be about.
Parents didn't take their kids to the beach on warm days, if you waited for a warm day you'd wait for ever.
Besides, you booked your holidays or arranged to borrow a car long in advance and you took your chances with the weather.
Parents would go down on the beach and clothe their kids in the woollen swimming trunks and send them into the water while they devoted their energy to trying to erect a wind break, never easy on a shingled beach in a high wind, and get the primus stove going. If lucky, the primus would let the adults have some tea before the kids came out of the water suitably blue (I forget which stage of hypothermia was the most desired).
No hot drinks for the kids, just orange barley water once they'd been rubbed down with a coarse textured sand encrusted towel guaranteed to remove the top (blue) layer of skin.
While the adults huddled in the shelter of the wind break, wrapped like Eskimos (Inuit), the kids would then stand outside shivering and eating egg-mayonaise and sand or cucumber and sand sandwiches.
The weather is, or should be, irrelevant to any outdoor British activities from taking the top down on the sports car to drinking outside at the pub by the river.
I remember last year in Singapore deciding to go for a river cruise on the tourist boats.
As we queued the heavens opened and water turned the steps into a waterfall. I, my wife and one other family duly boarded the boat for our cruise and huddled into the driest corners we could find (everyone else fled for shelter).
I bet they're Brits, I thought to myself looking at the other family. This was later proved by the fact that neither group said a word either to other members of their group or to strangers.
Patio heaters are for wimps.
Of course, I saw my first one of these in Santa Barbara. One? half a dozen at a cafe in one of those small side passageways.
On the other hand, by the law of unintended consequences, the article said this:
Patio burners powered by gas cylinders are also becoming more popular in the country's pubs, hotels and restaurants, with the smoking ban encouraging proprietors to make outdoor areas more people-friendly.
JMW