You encouraged me, so here are some specific ideas to run with. Some maybe obvious, others maybe not. Well anyway...
Speaking of traffic accidents, "If you weren't here, then this accident could not have happened, so its your fault.", has been known (or at least widely reported) to have been the verdict in many cases involving expats.
Guilty until proven innocent.
Other things can get to you too, like standing behind a very large crowd all trying to get the last seats on the flight out, and you don't speak the language. BTW its 57.2 C (135 F) ... in the shade and the airport window unit air conditioners were stolen 18 months ago, or arn't working for whatever reason.
Missing the "connection next day" advisory on your airline ticket.
8 hour fligth to a 10 hour truck ride on a bumpy road.
Having your luggage opened and searched in the street, then just because they found a map in there, a 2 hour trip to a 4 hour interview with the police captain of the nearest town.
Having to pay your last 100 to the emigration inspector so you don't have to go downtown and wait till next Tuesday to show the quy that can read that your papers really are in order.
Getting deported because the work permit your company was applying for wasn't accompanied with the customary "push".
Getting hit by a guy with no insurance. That's fun.
Topping off the "heating oil" fund for the apartment complex you're living in each month.
Having to pay "export tax" on a computer that you brought into the country. Having to pay "import tax" on a computer you're bringing into the country.
Everybody always asking how much your watch cost you.
Waiting for the helicopter to pick you up after 24 hours out on site, now 4 hrs late and ... the last guy there had drank all the water before he left.
Getting shot at. That's fun.
Strike, lockdown and ... no deliveries to the camp for 3 weeks.
Getting 10% paid on your invoice.
Getting stiffed for 25k.
Guerillas in police uniforms at the roadblock up ahead. ...
200 km of bad road and finding the bridge on fire... so that's another 6 hrs going around that. I ran across the bridge and got a taxi on the other side.
In Texas we had pretty big mosquitos, but there are bigger ones out there .. with bioweapons.
Going 2 hours to the town everybody said had a bus to the big city only to find out that there isn't even a bus stop there.
Gunfight at the hotel patio.
No local holidays and being the only one on the road at 6:30 am. (But that has its good side too).
700 km of right of way to run and no helicopter.
Power cuts every morning and at just before lunch, and your office is on the 11th floor. BTW its also 100 F and 100% humidity with only 2 windows on the floor that open.
London tubes at 6 PM.
London tubes at 1 AM.
Alcohol in some places can get you two weeks in a pretty nasty jail followed by immediate deportation, IF you are lucky! You don't want to know what could happen if you're not lucky.
12/7 day shift
12/7 night shift
Turning the corner on the way to the mess hall and finding you're face to face with a 100 kg baboon.
English airport security.
Turkish security anywhere.
All your CDs melted on the car seat.
$10/lb for lettuce.
$10 for a 4-pack of toilet paper.
$150 for a bottle of JD.
$100 for anything you happen to think you need at the moment.
$10/minute overseas calls.
Losing most all your "good-ole-boy" job network.
Getting divorced for the Xth time.
Noticing your kid is writing his all his numbers (except 6) starting at the bottom.
Earthquakes.
Rain lasting more than 1 day.
Doctors.
Dentists.
Hospitals.
Any needle.
Local suppliers packing guns and looking for the site finance manager. (Can be a good thing.)
The weather in England.
Did I mention happening into and being pushed to the front row of spectators at a public execution? That'll leave an impression.
Fish market in summer. Meat market any time.
Permanent jet lag.
Bomb at the compound.
The good things,
Alcohol in some places can get you anything you want.
Complaining about the price of gas (just raised to 25c/liter)
Keeping your vacation plans secret.
In some places people enjoy driving to work in the rain.
Money in the bank when you get back, but not much else (and that being subject to the divorce procedings).
Other nice people "in the same boat" ... for awhile anyway ... that you will never, never, ever forget.
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Stainer, Not always. I didn't take that job I asked you about a few years back because the exchanged rate the Aussie division of that American company was going to pay was less than what you said was your norm and, as I recall, Aussie taxes can be pretty high. (figuring rightly, or wrongly, that we're about = experienced and I don't undercut anybody ... well ... as long as I'm eating regular.)
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P.S. Don't use the toothpicks.
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"Pumping accounts for 20% of the world’s energy used by electric motors and 25-50% of the total electrical energy usage in certain industrial facilities."-DOE statistic (Note: Make that
99% for pipeline companies)